Patrick Star.
omg this is literally every perfect quote
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(via 4-20basorexia)
I like tumblr because I can socialize in my pajamas
or naked
or covered in mayonnaise
no that’s unacceptable
don’t tell me how to live my life
Personally I browse in mustard
WHAT DO CORN SAY WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN TO THEIR FRIEND
CORNGRATULATIOSN
CORN DOESNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE CORN CANT TALK
the corn just whispered to me that ur a little bitch